Yo Mama Jokes - Funny Joke
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Yo mama is
so dark
Yo mama so
dark she went to night school and was marked
absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave
fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves
when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from
eating her fingers.
Yo mama is
so short
Yo mama so
short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her
drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to
pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on
the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under
the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama is
so nasty
Yo mama so
nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the
beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn
left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her
to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on
bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down
her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello,
and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama is
so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she
joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and
got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into
dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the
Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the
bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to
breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak
around her neck to get the dogs to play with
her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow, is it
Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved
Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks
she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her
clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the
Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the
beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and
made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and
gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't
talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date
her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or
treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved
Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd
have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her
clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for
Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the
sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak
around your neck so the dog will play with
her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first
met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks
she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her
to work with him so that he doesn't have to
kiss her goodbye.
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