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Old Age
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Jokes about
the elderly
OLD ACADEMICS
never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose
their balance
OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they
just get wasted
OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just
become history
OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and
quiver
OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose
their structures
OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to
another world
OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose
interest
OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be
a loan
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go
batty
OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just
run their last lap
Humor about
the elderly
OLD
BASKETBALL players never die, they just go
on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on
tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment
away
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose
their figures
OLD BOOKS never die, they just go
out-of-print
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in
the gutter
OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose
their finesse
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit
around on their fat aces
OLD BUDGETS never die, they are
fillibustered
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste
away
OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away
OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get
consolidated
Humor about
the old
OLD CANNERS
never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into
the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose
their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it
inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to
react
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their
refluxes
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach
equilibrium
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that
way
OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just
kick the bucket
OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just
lose their memory
OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they
just byte the dust
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on
EXPRESSing it!
Old Age
Humor
OLD CREDIT
CARDS never die, they just expire
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get
bowled over
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get
smashed for six
OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get
discouraged
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their
faculties
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their
pull
OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their
bottom time
OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their
spring
OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their
patience
OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they
just have slower rise times
Jokes About
the Elderly
OLD
ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it
until it Hz
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose
contact
OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on,
and on, and on...
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose
their bearings
OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and
White
OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are
just recycled
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold
feet
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold
OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up
the ghost
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
OLD FATHERS never die, they just become
grandfathers
OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go
limp
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel
tired
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell
that way
Humor about
retirement
OLD FOOTBALL
PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end
zone
OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick
the bucket
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just
blow their cool
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just
recrystalize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become
desolate
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their
drive
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take
longer to mount
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just
cache in their chips
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just
vanish into Finn Air
Humor about
the Elderly
OLD HIKERS
never die, they just trail away
OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that
way
OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just
achieve their final goal
OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment
away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just
imagine it
OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose
their grippe
OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never
die, they just...don't
OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die,
they just sign off
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over
OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by
the young
OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get
de-pressed
OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back
over, and do it again
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just
punch out
OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate
Humor about
Senior Citizens
OLD KIDS
never die, they just grow up
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they
just shuffle off their metal coils
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just
become incoherent
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their
appeal
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their
briefs
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers
have Fatal Errors
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check
out
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get
re-shelved
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose
their references
OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink
out
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go
under
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange
their deep structures
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float
away
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a
big production of it
Jokes About
Senior Citizens
OLD MAGICIANS
never die, they just they just change color
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're
just fooling themselves
OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls
count on legs
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just
reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just
disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go
off on a tangent
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose
some functions
OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just
visiting their friends
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone
else to take their place
OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to
hell to regroup
OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose
their whey
OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out
to pastor
OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
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