Knock Knock Jokes - Funny Joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

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Who's there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

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Who's there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello'n me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!
 

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donkey!
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!

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Who's there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Drucilla!
Drucilla who?
Drucilla kid you!
 

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dunce!
Dunce who?
Dunce-ay another word!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin Hoffman who?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain...!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it'll make you feel better!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!

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