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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The road to success is always under construction.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

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